crotchless chaps

leather pants, without the crotch, allowing easy access to the sexual reproduction systems that we all love.

also used for easy access to the toilet.

MAN! I really wish I was wearing crotchless chaps right now!!

Lets do it, right now, good thing you are wearing your crotchless chaps!

DUDE! I have to take a really big shit! Where the hell are my crotchless chaps?!

12👍 1👎