crumbus

An imaginative lie or set of lies someone tells to uphold their reputation

Joe said he drank 27 jagerbombs last night, he's chatting absolute crumbus

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Crumbus

The Krampuses retard brother who comes out on boxing day. His hobbies include fucking sheep, public masturbation and singing. The Crumbus is often confused for a welshman due to its interest in beastiality.

Ren: "Holy shit, that welshman is raping a sheep." Phineas: "Dont worry. Its just The Crumbus. He's retarded."

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