crumpt

adj. drunk.

An alternate spelling of the word crumped.

After preforming horribly on his chemistry final, Sean proceeded to get crumpt under his desk with a handle of rum.

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crumpted

When you are feeling frustrated and are done with the world. Not feeling up for much.

Man i just got home from a long day of work, feeling crumpted right now.

crumpt up

I messed up

I crumpt up

Crumpting

To force one’s fecal matter back through the rectum after shitting. (Done after and/or instead of glowning)

1. Crumpting is so fun!
2. I couldn’t find a toilet so I had to crumpt.