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The phrase for requesting that an uncircumcised man peels back his hood and slaps you in the face with his smagma covered wiener.
"Derek, crunchatize me captain!"
"Last night I got crunchatized by the captain!"
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It's when you have anal intercourse, but while your giving the girl the business, Captain Crunch cereal is in her vagina.
Oh my God, Danny gave me the Crunchatize Me Captain last night for the first time, and I came blood.
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