crunched

Being in a state of anger, rage, or just frustrated to the point of one scrunching up their face or sneering or yelling.

1. Bob - Yo, you see what happened when Jim turned over the ball?

Bill - Yeah. That dude was crunched as hell.

2. I was about to call my friend for a ride home when I realized I left my cell at home. I was so crunched

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crunched

To be heavily intoxicated

"Damn I am fucking crunched right now"

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The Crunch

It is the pinnacle of a "do or die" moment when one's life and or many lives are in peril and to have the bravery and testicular fortitude to save the day above all costs.

Mighty Boosh S1 ep3 Saboo and Tony Harrison on a flying carpet:

Saboo: What are you going to do when we come to the crunch?
Tony Harrison: ohhhhhhh my word, are we back to the crunch?

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crunches

sit-ups

"you better start doing some crunches if you wanna lose that pooch for the summer."

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Crunch

A person with such an overwhelming personality, it sucks the energy out of their peers.

"Kim, would you ever date that guy?"
"Nah Wang. He cute but he mad crunch doe."

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Crunching

Synonymous to hitting on, having a crush on, or wooing someone. Can also be used to describe the act of throwing someone the sex eyes.

Originally coined in the movie "Never Been Kissed" with Drew Barrymore.

Girl-"Guy is totally crunching on you."
Barrymore-"Do I wanna be crunched?"
Girl-"By Guy? Oh yeah."

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Crunch

The specific name for the Camden Munch, in London. Run and attended by fetishists/ rubberists/ kinksters of the finest order.

'I am looking forward to the Crunch this Friday, especially as it's Dolly's birthday - she'll be getting her kink on, no doubt!'

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