crunchy lez

A noun describing a particular type of lesbian who eats and/or feels like granola. They enjoy hiking with a trusty Trail Mix bar and long walks through the supermarket in search of granola. Not to be confused with a country lez (a red neck, flannel wearing, more butch lez)

I was shopping for vegan ice cream at Trader Joe's yesterday and spotted a crunchy lez deep in the granola aisle.

Miranda from Lizzy McGuire (aka Lezzy McGuire) is such a crunchy lez.

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