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To work out so hard you could literally crush a dick with your thighs.
Laura: "Hey Sara I haven't seen you in a while, where've you been?"
Sara: "Oh I've totally been in the gym crushing dicks!"
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When a gay man has a crush on a straight man, or when a gay man's lover thinks he has a crush on a straight man.
"I can't hang out with you any more Angelo, Vic thinks I have a dick crush on you."
"Dude Mitch totally has a dick crush on you."
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When a man crushes his dick under a steamroller
My dick was so fat i had to crush it down a bit by dick crushing