Crusty Comb Out

The act of a women shitting on a mans chest after he falls a sleep. By morning the skat should be somewhat dry, forcing the unlucky man to comb the shit out of his chest hair.

Linda shit on my chest last night after I fell asleep! By the time I woke up it was so dry and matted in my chest hair...the only way I could get it out was with a comb. It sure was a crusty comb out.....

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