A surprise sex act where, while having sex with a woman on the beach, the man pulls out, sticks his penis in the sand, and quickly shoves it back in.
I fucked my girlfriend on the beach the other day. She's been such a bitch lately I was tempted to give her a crusty corndog.
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a annoying human being who is being bitchy.
Mr Stiver is being such a crusty corndog!