Crusty Duck Dynasty

The act of shaving your pubic hair along with the pubic hair of your buddies mixing the freshly shaved pubic hair with multiple loads of semen and affixing the hairy paste as a shitty beard to a passed out jerk while judging and condemning him to hell.

After a long weekend with the guys Ben started being a real dick so we fit him with a crusty duck dynasty after he passed out drunk.

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