Cubic Hair

The vast quantities of hair found on Cuban genitals. Also known as cubes, this word originated from American government officials who inspected Cuban immigrants as they entered US borders.

Man in strip club: "Damn did you see all that pubic hair that stripper had"
Strippers father: "Excuse my daughter is Cuban so I would like it if you referred to her pussy hair as cubic hair."

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cubic hair

kyoo-bik hair When someone (male or female) has a ton of big, coarse, pubic hair. A 'cubic' foot of pubic hair. Also known as CUBES. noun.

Shit bleed. That honky muff last night had madd cubic hair. I had to ask for directions to just find my way out!

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cubic hair

Stray hairs you find in an office cubicle.

I just moved my keyboard and found like 200 cubic hairs.

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