cuddle coma

The state of Physical being that happens after a long night of an intense cuddling session. Symptoms include: sweating, inability to wake up to an alarm clock, impaired cognitive skills, lateness to work, and a dwindling Sick Leave Balance.

That cuddle session was so good last night, I was in a cuddle coma this morning.

Carb Coma Cuddle

1. Noun/Verb. The feeling or state after the consumption of massive amount of carbs (ex. pizza, cake, pasta) resulting in desire to cuddle, snuggle, and/or contort into the fetal position. The person experiencing said coma will often be accompanied by a pillow or a friend, partner, or companion also experiencing the phenomenon.

"Yo dude, where's Dave?"

"Bro, he's on the couch with Tommy having a carb coma cuddle. They finished off the rest of the pizza."

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