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cum buddy

someone to help you out when you are hard up

Nobody wanted to be Theo's cum buddy.

by yorrick hunt June 3, 2008

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Cum buddy

A friend/buddy/fucker that helps you make the cum come out. They tend to eat it

Bob is my cum buddy.
My cum buddy sucks

I need a new cum buddy my current one sucks

by DisShitIsReal October 22, 2014

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cum buddies

Someone who you have a crush on, but they have a bf or gf at the time so you just become cum buddies.

b: best cum buddies forever
j: bcbf's
b: yup

by ceilingtileoldcarpillowwindow October 17, 2021

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Buddy's Cum Lake

Edge yourself multiple times per day, for atleast 6 months, slapping your balls full force afterwards each time. When you finally allow yourself to climax, do it into a large pit (atleast 10M/30M/30M (D/W/L)). Then place multiple fish into your personal Cum Sea. The PH level of your aged Teste Tea will cause these poor creatures to mutate into mighty beasts. The animals spawned from your Milky Ocean will trump those found anywhere else in the world, and will be Certified Freaks, obeying all your Aquatic Sexual Whims. Strong probability they will look like Buddy.

One of the Fish in Buddy's Cum Lake looked just like Buddy! You already kno I had to mash that thangs box!

by Creepy Fish Finger(very scary) January 26, 2022

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