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The cum gambit is an unstoppable gambit in the game chess. it is the ultimate strategy and cannot be beaten
opponent: plays the cum gambit
Me: ah, I see you've played the cum gambit
When you get yourself off prior to having sex in order to last longer.
Joe: "why would you drop $3k on a prostitute?"
Steve: "it's fine I got my money's worth."
Joe: "It was that good?"
Steve: "That plus I opened with a cum gambit so she had to stick around longer."
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An intimidation move where one player sacrifices their queen for seemingly, and actually, no strategic advantage. The purpose of which is to "psych" out ones opponent, making them think that they have fallen or are falling for a play they can't find because it doesn't exist. If ones opponent falls for the cum gambit they are essentially allowing a queen free offense for a round.
Tom, the fucking idiot, would've had mate in four. But instead of taking he fell for Jerry's cum gambit and lost his rook and got his king put in check.
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Abducting and marrying a Polish girl only to use a knight chess piece (♞) as a butt plug on her while flooding her other hole
As a fan of grand strategy games, I'm obliged to learn the Hungarian Cum Gambit chess move
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A type of gambit in chess where you sacrifice your king to then have your queen go through gender reassignment surgery to become a better, stronger king.
Chess player 1: “I have your king in checkmate”
Chess player 2: “Have you ever heard of… the Cum Sock Gambit?… checkmate bitch”
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