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A hand that is sticky and sweaty after jerking off for many hours using petroleum jelly.
Ryan capped his petroleum jelly using his cum hand.
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To physically/emotionally assault a person via introductory handshake. Often involves erotic application of index finger and/or palm sweat.
"Ew, your roommate's creepy friend keeps cum-handing the freshman girls. Why did he bring him?"
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derived from the latinish phrase-word thing caught-red-handed. its when you know your dad isn't home and you hear whoreish, moaning noises from your parents bedroom and you walk in and you see your friend fucking your mother in her vagina and then at his climax pulls it out and sprays his cum all over your mothers face and other body parts such as her hands. he then will take his penis and stick it in your mothers mouth causing his wiener cheese to spray all over your mother. best when done with people named Susan. also known as friend-cum-in-your-mothers handididation.
Fuck were caught-cum-handed. Damn it Matt i was just about to jizz on your mom's face.
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Inserting an anal plug into one's rectum while masturbating with the other hand OR inserting cum into one's butthole using only one hand
Dude, I tried a butt plug one hand cum last night and now I can't shit.
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A high-five that is shared directly after you and another person masturbate, preferably without washing your hands first.
Last night me and Dillon came at the exact same time, we had to do Cum Hands after!