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A male or a female making a command to the person who is about to CUM in them to ...uhhh cum in them
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Guys, if she's not on the pill, don't do it. You'll save yourself a ton of regret and stress. Even if she tells you it'll be fun. Even if she starts quoting Plan B effectiveness statistics while you're having sex. It's not worth it.
Julie and Brad having sex
Brad: this shit feels so much better without a condom on
Julie: cum inside me Brad
Brad: are you a literal dipshit?
Julie: Plan B works 99% of the time including the last time i told a guy to cum inside me
Brad: ok fine *cums inside*
Julie: omg that felt so good!
Julie:
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The words that make a female pregnant
Bill: Ohhhh I'm gonna cum ahh
Jennifer:ooooh cum inside me!!!!
Bill: Are you sure?
Jennifer: Yes!
Bill: Oh God, It's coming out, ohhhh
Jennifer: mmm that feels so good!!
Bill: Phew!
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Jessica told her boyfriend "cum in me daddy!" while they were having sex. Now she's pregnant. Scared yet?
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The face of a woman that is somewhere between incredibly sexy and that of a butter face. Indicates the desire of a man to ejaculate onto her face. Normally found on a woman who is marginally attractive.
Can also be used to describe a face that begs for cum to be on it simply by its features. Example: High cheek bones or pouty lips.
Megan Fox, on a Sunday, in her coffee-run sweats, has a cum-on-me face.
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often used as a sexual term, when a girl says this it means she wants your semen inside her vagina. when a guy says this he wants your semen in his ass.
"*Moans* Harder! Cum inside me daddy ~"
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1.A porn related way to say you want snow on you most likely in the face
2.a way to reference god as a weather creator again in a porn way
F1: its snowing outside
F2: Cum on me sky daddy
F1: I don't want sky daddy to Cum on me
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