cum in the puss

when a guy ejaculates into a girls vagina.
unprotected sex.

Joseph: are you gonna fuck Debby at the bowling alley?

Alex: fuck yeah. Do you have a rubber i can barrow?

Joseph: No, sorry dude.

Alex: shit! i guess I'll just cum in the puss.

(After intercourse at the bowling alley)

Alex: see you in 9 months Debby. fuck it thug life.

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Cum-Puss-Arrhea

Cum-Puss-Arrhea is one of the foulest substances known to man, it is a mix of cum (semen), puss and Diarrhea

Dan:my nabers dog shit on my lawn, so I put it's turd in a bag. Then I jerked off into the bag but not before putting the puss that was leaking from my swollen infected leg into it.

Bob: Oh really so you made Cum-Puss-Arrhea?

Dan:Yep then I threw it in my nabers fucking face and told him I would murder his fucking dog if it came near my house again.

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