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When masturbating or getting a hand jobthe cum shoots out and falls back down onto the persons knuckles.
I asked Mary if she wanted some cum knuckles since she was on the rag.
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1) the result of wankin' it in the shower; the jizz runs down your hand, and gets stuck to your knuckles
2) a very unintelligent individual, or someone who happens to have said something stupid in the recent past
1) Goddammit! I hate when I come to class and still have cum knuckles... should've cleaned those bitches after jackin' it this morning
2) "I thought baseball was only seven innings." "Shut up, cum knuckles."
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Barbaric way to impregnate a woman. The correct method would involve firstly restraining a woman. Next a male will proceed to orgasm onto his fist where he will punch the female in the vagina. Repeat with fresh cum every 2-3 hits to insure efficiency on this most delicate of procedures.
This valentine's day my wife and I will be cum knuckling our night away after I take her out for a nice seafood dinner.
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I was about to cum knuckle you babe, why do you look so sad?
Cum knuckled is the correct past-tense.
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when you beat your cock so fucking hard your knuckles are slathered in cum
OMG I had the biggest case of cum knuckles when looking at a picture of ur mom.
What one usually has after masterbation and proper containment techniques where not utalized.
U'h oh, oh shit, I got cum knuckle.
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when u cum on ur knuckles and punch a chick in the face when ur fuckin her
"i totally gave my girl cum knuckles last nite"
"dude was she pissed?"
"hell ya she has a black eye"
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The Ugandan cum knuckle is a sexual act where during sex you ask your partner if they "Know Da' Wae", and if they do not "Know Da' Wae" you punch them in the face with a fist full of CUM.
She didn't Know Da' Wae, so i gave her the old Ugandan Cum Knuckle.
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