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Cumpet

A living being that was produced by sperm.

We were cum once in our life and we're trained like just like pets

I am a cumpet.
You are a cumpet.
A baby is just a cumpet.

by JEHEUEJSJEH December 3, 2019

11šŸ‘ 2šŸ‘Ž


Cumpet

An insult for disobedient young ladies - usually those found to be Boozie fairies. An insult predominately used in Nampa Idaho.

Walgreens lady: show me your ID are you 21
Cumpet: Iā€™m not showing you my ID
Walgreens lady : you disobedient little cumpet

by SophicSequipedalian May 25, 2020

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cumpet

Another way of referring to an infant. Typically used in highly progressive or sophisticated cultures and baby showers.

(At a baby shower)
Cindy: "What a cute cumpet, Sally!"
Sally: "wut?"
Cindy: "wut?"

by DKGoneWild February 24, 2020

13šŸ‘ 2šŸ‘Ž


Cumpets

That thing where you ejaculate into a sock and then use it as a hand puppet.

Hey stepbro can you show me your cumpets?

by Deer cumpets February 10, 2021

3šŸ‘ 3šŸ‘Ž


cumpet

A nickname for an English person who is smelly.

'Andrew is a cumpet'

by haggis November 9, 2013

2šŸ‘ 4šŸ‘Ž


cumpet player

A derogatory term used to leave a person confused and hurt.... The level of harsh-ness implied is left up to the individual using it.

Heather: Go add another STD to your list you cumpet player!
Rikkianne: *gasp* .....

by Grandma B and Grandpa Gitt. July 7, 2008

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