Cum Recycler

Someone who milks used condoms for those sweet unicorn tears.

Bret finds used condoms under my bed and squeezes the love butter in his mouth, bret is a cum recycler.

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Cum recycling

Cum dumpster implies the existence of cum recycling

Friend 1: watcha doin?
Friend 2: you know, just some cum recycling.
Friend 1: I don't know what that means but please stop that.
Friend 2: no
Friend 1: then at least save some for the rest of us.
Friend 2: alrighty comrade
*Russian anthem plays earfucks them both*