Cumshit

When you get fucked up the ass without a condom, then take a shit on someone's face. (A cumfilled dirty sanchez)

*grunting* - "Yeah you like that don't you!" *spooge* "oh now you're gonna love this, lay down" **CUMSHIT!!!* "oh shit!"

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Cumshit

A substance/thing that you cannot identify with words but you know that it's completely and utterly disgusting.

-While observing some random stain on my shoe-
"Ew, I got some cumshit on my shoe".

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Cumshit

When your friend takes a shit in a stall, doesn’t flush and another friend goes and cums on it.

Friend 1: “Did you complete the cumshit?”
Friend 2: “I couldn’t get hard at first but then the shit stench hit my nose and I ejaculated immediately.”

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Cumshit

The act of dropping a load of logic onto, around, or in the vicinity of the bitchface.

"Would you like cumshit to the face?"

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Cumshits

When you cum and shit simultaneously and your ejaculate happens to land in the shit, where it creates a powerful unstoppable force

The immense power of my cumshits will destroy this universe if you don’t shut your fucking mouth Karen

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Cumshiter

Someone that gets so much dick in there ass that they shit it out

Dude no! You can’t have sex with her she is a cumshiter.

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CumShit

Cum mixed with Shit

I accidentally cummed in her ass and it made CumShit

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