Cumbered

To use one's ball sack to hit fat people numerous times

Nick really Cumbered Jake

cumber

cumber is a shorter for the "cucumber"

I used to like cumbers but I've chosen to eat carrots better.

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Cumber

A combination of the words "Come" and "Over" in a quick, fun-to-say, hip, slightly orgasmic fashion.

Hey broseph, do you want to cumber after school today?

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cumber

A retarded individual who will do most anything due to the lack of common sense and pride.

Eating cat food on a dare, hugging and kissing an empty keg of beer, and acting like a chimp while sober would all be good examples of being a 'cumber'. Generally annoying most of the time, slurred speech is common in the person, usually uttering extremely stupid comments. Tell-tale sign of being a 'cumber'? Singing Simple Man after being asked to stop by friends.

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cumbering

cumbering someone's batch
meaning
erotically touching someone's genitalia

as in...

Male: How about cumbering my batch, babe?
Female: Sure, babe.

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Cumber

When a man jacks off over somebody in their slumber and cums on them

hey dude wanna come to my cumber party?

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Cumber

A Deep seated awkwardness or a very uncomfortable moment

"Yeah, mum walked in on us, you can bet things were pretty cumber after that!"

or

"Man I feel so cumber right now"

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