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1) A situation that occurs when watching too many types of porn at once and not knowing which to masturbate too
2) When two partners are unsure whether the other has achieved orgasm
I was so cumfused after browsing through all those different porn genres that I decided to wait a while before watching again.
Sarah didn't know if Lindsey had came, and the cumfused expression on Lindsey's face told the same story.
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The act of being confused as to who's child a person is carrying.
'Bro, did you hear about Jen? She's cumfused as fuck and she thinks it's yours.'
When your confused but still sexually aroused
This video is really kinky, it's making me cumfused.
When a gentleman is not sure if he likes a man's cum or a woman's cum.
A person can also be cumfusing if they act strange in that, they claim they are straight but act in certain homosexual manners, Eg) weak wrists, girlish stance, and slight/ strong lisp.
As I left the co-ed orgy, I found myself wondering which sex, male or female, I liked better during the festivities of orgy. I must be cumfused.
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What happens when a really slutty chick ends up pregnant and has absolutly no idea who the father is. Oops, I mean who the "baby daddy" is. Pretty much all of the cumfused women out there can still bitch about how it isn't their fault by ending up on shows like Maury. With them they bring one of the guys that they've slept with ( Eenie Meenie Miney Moe Method) and then bitch on the show that he is indeed the father. Pretty smart way to get a DNA test if you ask me...
Cumfusion is the leading case of stupid talk shows like Maury
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The feeling a guy gets when his woman crys after she cums hard
I fucked her so good but I was "cumfused" when she started crying after she came.
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Feeling disoriented, light-headed, and generally stupid after having an orgasm.
I was so cumfused when I got up that I walked into a wall.
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