When you bust a nut so mighty that it kills you.
“Where’s Joey?”
“Oh, he’s cummiting suicide.”
“Oh damn.”
"CUMmit suicde" is the name of a sex position in which a girl that is allergic to seamen gives you head... then dies.
Last night me and this slut accidently did the 'CUMmit suicide' It's gonna be an awkward funeral
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