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to cum in ones own hand (forming a mit with your hand to prevent drippage) and procede to shake hands with another person. usually performed with random members of society.
"Davy , I need some commitment."
"Sure Lesly, i dont have a problem with cummiting."
*The unfortunate break-up occured some time later*
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A man's or woman's state of not being able to be committed to someone mostly for his/her "sexual" reasons.
Lisa: I really can't understand him. He just doesn't want to marry me. He always says he has a commitment problem.
Jordan: Mmmm. I know what kind of a "cummitment" problem it is.
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"CUMmit suicde" is the name of a sex position in which a girl that is allergic to seamen gives you head... then dies.
Last night me and this slut accidently did the 'CUMmit suicide' It's gonna be an awkward funeral
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When you bust a nut so mighty that it kills you.
“Where’s Joey?”
“Oh, he’s cummiting suicide.”
“Oh damn.”
Cummit is a site created by wispyuvgirl as a competition to Ovarit, which unlike any other social media has email-based submisssions.
I hate Cummit, because I'm a TERF. I don't like being not special anymore.