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cunt call

Like a collect call, only better

Operator? Yes, I'd like to make a cunt call

by chomsky66 April 18, 2008

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Cunt-On-Call

a guy's favorite bitch at the moment; the girl who gets the first booty call when the guy is leaving the bar at bartime....

Related term: COC'ed; getting massively fucked by the Cunt-On-Call

Guido: Hey dude, you wanna hit the club and see what's up?
Other Guido: Yeah, sure....who's your Cunt-On-Call tonight?
Guido: Remember that bitch I met last weekend when we were at the sports bar?
Other Guido: Oh yeah, she's a freak!
Guido: ...Her.....

Other Guido: Oh Man, you ah gonna get COC'ed tonight!

by GIRLZPLAY October 21, 2011


cold calling cunt

the annoying cunt/s that has been ringing my gaff on a daily basis for the last two months trying to sell me shit that i don't need.

should really target the elderly or disabled.

"hello and how are you today?"
"fuck off, I don't want to buy any of your shit and i told you the same thing yesterday"
"oh, that's nice...well I am wondering if perhaps you may be interested in purchasing a..."
"FUCK OFF!!!"

*hangs up phone*

"who was that on the phone?"
"just one of them cold calling cunts"
"man, i hate those guys"
"nah, this one was a bitch"
"man, i hate those bitches"

*phone rings at the same time the next day with the same or some other cunt on the end of the line*

by Jim Burkey December 13, 2005

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cold calling cunt

the annoying cunt/s that has been ringing my gaff on a daily basis for the last two months trying to sell me shit that i don't need.

should really target the elderly or disabled.

"hello and how are you today?"
"fuck off, I don't want to buy any of your shit and i told you the same thing yesterday"
"oh, that's nice...well I am wondering if perhaps you may be interested in purchasing a..."
"FUCK OFF!!!"

*hangs up phone*

"who was that on the phone?"
"just one of them cold calling cunts"
"man, i hate those guys"
"nah, this one was a bitch"
"man, i hate those bitches"

*phone rings at the same time the next day with the same or some other cunt on the end of the line*

by Jim Burkey December 13, 2005

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