Cunt Crab

A hairy pussy that incases a carb that appon entry of the penis will chop it off. Your dick will thus be stuck in the pussy forever and you will have a vigina.

"Hey Frank, what happened to your penis?"
"That cock juggling thunder cunt whore's cunt crab ate my fucking penis. Now I'm stuck with a vigina... want to fuck?"

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Crab's Cunt

noun
Female crustacean genitals. Often used comparatively to describe slightness of space.

This joint is tighter than a crab's cunt!

I have to use a pry bar cause this 2×4 was cut to the exact length and it's tighter than a crab's cunt.