cunt lemonade

when you gather all orgasm juices of your girlfriend until you collect a pitcher full allow this pitcher to ferment over the course of three years after which you add lemon juice and your own cum of choice and then place in punch bowl at a five year old's chuckie cheese birthday party

"jason what the hell are you doing dressed up as chuckie cheese." "I'm about to give these bastards a whole punchbowl's worth of cunt lemonade bitch."

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