Curd Appeal

The opposite of Curb Appeal, used to reference a poor decorating decision or visible renovation that has their neighbors furious and screaming over the loss of their own property value.

Can also be used for a person that is trying too hard to look pretty even though everyone knows they have acne scars.

a: "Did those a-holes next door actually think a bathtub would make a good flower planter in the front yard?. Nice curd appeal, jerks."

b: "Man, she's got some curd appeal goin' on under those six layers of covergirl."