curly ho

Lazy, ass-kissing curly-haired harlot who worships man whores and potatoes. At the age of 39, she still resides at home with mommy and daddy and is dependent on them. A backstabber, she has a fake, insincere laugh, and plays the victim for circumstances she herself created. On her phone all day instead of working. A shadow who follows potatoes like a guide dog.

Hark! I spot a curly ho following a potato!