Cut the Bacon

To unleash a random explosion of projectile diarrhea in your pants.

Anyone can cut the cheese in the company of females, but it takes a special kind of individual to cut the bacon.

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cut bacon off your back

1. a threat to a person during an altercation. 1. Made popular from an episode of the chappelle show (the spoof real world episode)
2. someone who is so fat, that you could make bacon out of his back rolls.

1.Keep talking and I'll cut some bacon off your back.
2. dude if you don't stop eating, I'll be able to cut cut bacon off your back.

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