cyber blues

The dreaded and lethargic sensation one feels when they haven’t been productive in a while usually as a result when spending too much time at home on the internet and not interacting or socialising with irl people for quite some time

Person A: “idk man I’ve been really down lately and I don’t even know why, I haven’t left the house in days and I just spend all my time on social media / on the computer.”
Person B: “you have cyber blues”

Cyber Blue Balls

When somebody ghosts you while you’re sexting

Me: damn shawty I wanna taste your pussy so bad
Her: then pull up daddy you got me wetter than Niagara Falls
Me: fuck you got me so hard what are you wearing
*16 hours later*
Her: good morning I fell asleep :)
Me: bitch you gave me cyber blue balls!