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cyber winter fling

When you match with someone on a dating app and develop a fling texting, but are too deep in the winter blues, too lazy in your sweat pants, and too busy watching romantic Xmas comedies with your roommate to actually meet in person.

The key rule is to never have sex with a cyber winter fling before New Year's Eve.

by Amelietheporcupine December 29, 2016