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The product of Elon smoking something and downloading blender, both being his first times.
Person 1: Yo, what do ya think about the new Cybertruck?
Person 2: looks like Elon decided he wanted to try blender for the first time, and not much else.
Person 1: lmao
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That new electric Cybertruck looks like badly drawn anime.
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The car so durable that the glass broke when struck, even when it was not supposed to.
Elon Musk- "The cybertruck's glass is ubreakable"
Me- "I can't wait to see"
*Cybertruck's window breaks*
Me- aight imma head out
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When you use Geogebra for the first time and make it into a truck
Republican: they should totally make an Obamatruck!
Person with the right amount of chromosomes: the cybertruck was bad already in the first place
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When you use geogebra for the first time and make it into a truck
Obamalover: they would make the new cybertruck into an obamatruck!!
Person with the right amount of chromosomes: why would you even think of making an obamatruck?
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a Toblerone on methamphetamine (meth) that has wheels, is insecure and feels like it needs to break our teeth my being made out of steel
Do you like the new cybertruck or is it to triangle shape for you.
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When you repeatedly throw a heavy metal ball at someone’s high tech electric truck, shattering both two side windows and Elon musks dreams of an electric future in the process.
“That was a great Tesla event, but I do wonder if that guy will be executed backstage for cybertruck bullying Elon in front of the whole world.”
“You’ve gotta have some big heavy balls to cybertruck bully Elon Musk like that!”
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