Cyclophobia

The irrational fear of bicycles.

Person 1: hop on my bike!
Person 2: nah man I got, cyclophobia.
Person 1: you scared of cyclops?
Person 2: no, bicycle.

Cyclophobia

The Fear Of Bicycles

Susan: "Aaaah.... I just saw a bike!"
Greg: "So what?"
Susan: "I'm deathly afraid of bikes; I have Cyclophobia."
Greg: "You stupid c***!"

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