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Drunk Ass Bitch... Yeah! ( Usually Sorority Chicks)
Drunk Girl 1&2 stumble into Dorm room on 9th floor Laws hall at Mizzou campus.. Richards Room: "Your T.V.... it's F%$&'n Huge! It's like a million times larger then our T.V.!
Second Drunk Girl: "Yeah, ours is only like.. this big. (Makes a 5"*5" square with fingers.) I like your robe.
Man with Bath Robe: Thank you ma'am.
( Two girls exit via door)
Man laying on 'Bring your own bed': Those where some D.A.B.'s... Drunk Ass Bitches.
Man with robe: No... those where some DABY's.... Drunk Ass Bitches... Yeah!
Sam :Hey.. I know those girls.. they've slept with half the guys on this hall... and a few of the girls... and a few lucky door knobs
60👍 25👎
A hot fictional character that you probably shouldn't simp over but still do.
Dabi is one of those boys that will hurt me not because he's a villain but because he has ✨ D A D D Y I S S U E S✨
237👍 8👎
The hottest dude in my hero academia who is a burnt chicken nugget but you still simp for him
Me: I love Dabi sm he’s my bf
Friend 1: bro you like that burnt chicken nugget
Friend 2: he’s not even real he’s a 2d character he can’t be your bf
Me: dimension doesn’t matter don’t discriminate
108👍 4👎