dad-body

Dad-Body

1. A body resembling a man who lives a sedentary lifestyle, flabby, usually comes with a keg gut. Sometimes can see penis, most of the time cannot. Body resembles his personality; dull, lifeless, and very conservative.

2. Once in shape, but clearly has lost most athletic properties. Best suited for sitting at a desk chair, possibly doing ones taxes.

Alex has a dad-body

Dad body

Well toned extremities, huge beer gut. Due to excessive drinking and lack of cardio.

Tyler looks like he lifts but his gut is questionable. Tyler forsure has a Dad body