daddy badge

Vomit or snot from a baby found around the upper chest or shoulders of their father which shows the world that they are a parent.

Nice shirt Pete, was the daddy badge an optional extra?

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Badge Daddy

Any one considered to be law enforcement and wearing a badge.

Luke: Hey Scott, slow down there’s a cop behind us.

Scott: A cop? You mean Badge Daddy!