A Daddy Hack is when one is playing baseball and hits the ball so hard that can be heard moaning "Daddy" as it sails over the wall.
"Dude, that was a Daddy Hack."
"I know, I could hear the ball from Russia"
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A baseball term: When one swings so hard, without making contact, that they fall down.
The Daddy Hack was born from drunk dads playing in a family softball game and falling down after a swing.
"Dude he swung so hard he fell down"
"Total Daddy Hack"
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The greatest baseball player of all time at 12 years old. He has a sad, incurable disease where anytime he makes contact with the the ball itβs a 450 foot swamp donkey. He broke the home run record 18 games into his rookie season.
Holy sh**, LaSteroid Daddy Hack IV just won his 4th world series ring at 12 years old
La steroid is a baseball player who was born next to a nuclear power plant has a iq of 2 and was hit with 3 rocks as a child
He suffers from a rare disease called cockshotitis itβs whenever you make contact with a baseball itβs a 500ft dean center swamp donkey
Guy:did you see La steroid daddy hack Iv hit that dinger yesterday
Friend:yeah but he stole my girlfriend after the game
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Daddy hits piss missile with cock and smacks swamp donkeys 450 feet to center field
Dam, he hit a Daddy Hack LaSteroid Piss Missile Swamp Donkey Cock Shot 450 Center Field the 4th!
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