He has the biggest dick you will every see, he gets all the hoes and all the pussy.
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The pimpest of daddyβs with the intentions to fuck you bitch.
Be careful of that pimp daddy wood heβll steal your bitch
A Wood Daddy is the technical name for a gay pimp, or a gay man who gets any guy that he wants. Wood Daddys usually wear purple or shiny Speedos whenever possible.
"Yo man, look at that Wood Daddy with all those homos grabbin' his junk."
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A situation where the father takes care of business with his daughter. Including molestation, punishment, and control in the family unit to keep any sticky situation from being exposed to others. Could include physical abuse up to serious injury including death in extreme cases. Cases usually happen in less populated areas.
Upon discussion with True Crime aficionados..."That sounds like a daddy cut wood situation!"