daily dirty grind

(dey-lee dur-tee grahynd, IPA: deɪli dɜrti graɪnd)
(ground or grinded)

-verb, noun
1. To masturbate while performing "the boring mundane parts of everyday life.
A daily monotonous job or task.

Being caught in slow moving commuter traffic." daily grind

-verb, noun
2. The daily or near-daily masturbation one performs, sometimes done with boredom.

Origin: I was brushing my teeth thinking it would be more fun to brush my teeth if I were masturbating.

Speaker 1: Dude, you should totally try out daily dirty grinding. I daily dirty ground when I made some eggs and bacons. It's so hard, 'cause you can only use one hand!

Speaker 2: Ugh, that's gross, man! How could you cook your food when you're jacking off? You don't splooge in your eggs?

If Speaker 2 wasn't grossed out...

Speaker 2: Dude, use your head. You can jack off without using hands.

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