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Similar to whiskey dick except brought on by a small intake of colorful fruity drinks created to satisfy women. Closet homesexuals often experience this problem after drinking 2 daiquiris and attempting to put their dick in an orifice other then a man's asshole.
As Brett was unable to summon his fantasy of a hairy bear he suffered from daiquiri dick then passed on the naked girl and slept to watch gossip girl another day.
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The end result of having sex with a girl on her period.
John thought he was turning on his girlfriend more than normal, but later learned it was daiquiri dick.
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