Dak-Attack

When an irate man or woman with a ravenous appetite consumes a large amount of commercial grade fast food. Famous Dak-Attack sightings are at Taco Bells, Burger Kings, and other establishments that allow one's blood pressure, and sugar to hit critical levels. Foods with high trans fat, sodium, and carbohydrates promote the most vigorous of said attacks.

Watching that sweaty man eat that entire plate of nachos was an example of a Dak-Attack.

dak attacks

when you eat some under cooked brownies and you dak a lot like diarrhea and it hurts.

Man i got the dak attacks last night from eating a hot dog from that guy at Lowes.

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