The Dan Move

While your girl is asleep, you stealthly get in bed behind her, careful not to wake her from her slumber, then place your wang in the middle of her back or buttcrack and arouse her from her slumber and proceed to service her.

Last night, Todd told me he pulled The Dan Move and woke up Jen, that's why she's so happy today...

Dan-Lack move

Australian slang- A move with which one seriously fucks up, usually involves heavy embarrassment for all parties involved. Saying something unbelievably stupid, failing to follow explicit and simple directions, and spilling shit all over the place are the most common forms of Dan-Lack moves.

Keep up with the conversation mate, you're pulling a real Dan-Lack move right now.

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dan move

When you fuck your grade school teacher

My brother pulled a dan move by really fucking his grade school teacher hard