dandy slap

to use one's scrotum to hit another man's scrotum. often associated with 'jousting'

"Did you hear Bill? Last night Tom drank piss, so Andy Dandy Slapped him and then spat in his eye. What a mess"

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dandy slap

to use one's penis to slap another man's penis

'Tom was drank piss last night, so I dandy slapped him and then shat on his shoes'

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dandy slap

when you get slapped by a long hard willy

i got a dandy slap as slick was horny

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