Dani bhoy

We all know a dani. First a few things a typical dani likes. He loves to hold niece by fanny. He likes it when wet hairy men fanny goes into dry bald women willy. He can’t talk but we all know that what he’s saying reads along the lines of “I’m a massive nonce, where’s my niece so I can hold her he he,” however do not mention this to him as it is BANG OUT (angry face). His preferred age is under 3 as Dani loves breastfeeding small children and cums to midget porn. Despite all of this you just have to love him. He gives lifts to McDonald’s at the speed of light and sends skuds to groupchats.

*car flies by*
Steve: Woah wtf was that!!!
Larry: Chill dude, it was probably dani bhoy on his way to nieces house

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