danish doorknob

when a silly person runs up to a house and credit card swipes his/her ass on another person's doorknob and smears shit all over the knob.

jack: you want to go ding dong ditching tomorrow?

brian: nahh man, lets go rub our asscracks on peoples doorknobs.

jack: oh so create a few danish doorknobs?

brian: sure

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