dark lunch

The swankiest phrase for midnight snack

I usually have dark lunch somewhere from midnight to 1 A.M.

dark lunch

A late night meal eaten between 12 am and 4 am. Usually consists of multiple unrelated snacks you can find in your fridge.

“I didn’t eat breakfast today because I had a huge dark lunch.”

“What did you have?”

“A can of coke, cup o noodles, and half a loaf of expired bread.”