Date Farts

The Long and Seemingly Never Ending Stream of Farts that Come After You've Dropped Off Your Date and/or Left Their House in the Morning Because You've Been Holding Them In All Night.

"Dude, after I dropped off my date last night I had Date Farts for like an hour!"

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after-date fart

The thunderous release of gas that occurs immediately after you say goodnight to your date.

After I dropped off my date, I had a mad case of the after-date farts.

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First Date Farts

After a night of sucking in your farts for 6 hours on your first date, the first 30 minutes post-date generate farts that would pique the interest of a seismologist.

M: Dude I just got back from my date and I have a serious case of the first date farts.

*BRAAAAAP*

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Movie date fart

The act of flatulating profusely after holding in a massive fart while on a movie date, usually comes in long twos or threes. Often is accompanied by giggling from the bathroom stall/urinal close to you by another person/aftermoviebathroomgoer.

Dude 1: eeeerrbpbpbp, bpbpbpbor, plahrrunt "holy Movie date fart!, i've been holding that in for so long sitting next to her"
Dude 2: Wow...hahaha
Dude 3: Hehehe HAHhaaa

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Date Fart

When you are on a date with someone you like and suddenly you or your date farts and silent or loud could possibly ruin the date

Example 1

Marco: I was on a date with Emily, the cutest girl in school, but suddenly I ruined it with a Date Fart and she ended the date right then and there

Paul: Dang dude

Example 2

Martha: So How was your date with Kelly go

Charles: It was going well then she ended Date Farting

Martha: What’d ya do

Charles: She was embarrassed but I told told her it was fine and that I was even impressed by how long it lasted. We’re going on another date tomorrow

Martha: Wow