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date with my hand

Another way of saying beating off

Hey Cam how about you and me go to pick up some chicks?
No thanks I have a date with my hand tonight.

by TheLegendaryPlayer May 18, 2009


dating my right hand

when you are dating your right hand, it means you are single, so instead of having sex with a person, you have it with you right hand.

Guy who is dating: i got a date with lizzie tonight!
Guy who is dating his right hand: i am still dating my right hand.

by !-Evan-! March 21, 2008

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